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nudityandnerdery:

[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, “I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!” Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, “I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won.” Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, “I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won.” Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, “I had the worst day of my life.” End description.]

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goats-ablaze:

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

charlesoberonn:

First part of a Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "A friend who is a municipal arborist just called to tell me about a guy who cut down 32 big mature trees on his neighbor's NJ property to get a better view of NYC. He hired a guy who hired another guy. Cut them down and left the debris there. The fine per tree is $1000 so the 1/ 2/ guy propably thought he was going to just pay a $32k fine. But the arborist wrote violations to all 3 parties, 96 in all (by hand, took him 12 hours) and there's a provision requiring the replanting of like trees "of the same size." And it's on an inaccessible by road"ALT
Continuation of Twitter thread by @SamAsIAm: "3/ mountainside. He put the affronted landowner in touch with the only guy who would take on such a job. Thry have to build a road, remove the debris, plant big trees and water them for two years. He quoted $1.5 million. And additional fines total $400k. I hope whoever this ass 4/4 is he can't pay and they lien and sell his property, the value of which he probably figured would be increased so much a $32k fine was worth it, to cover the cost. We are living in the Jaime Dimon ethos. "So fine us, we can afford it. 4/5 The PS to this is I was just given a zoom link to the 1st court hearing tomorrow. I'm not sure if it's just for trail participants or spectators can use it, but if they let me observe I'll add more. It doesn't appear to have been picked up by any news source yet."ALT
Quote Tweet by @ParSpec: "Apparently NOBODY ELSE IN THE QUOTE TWEETS RESPECTS TRADITION ENOUGH TO POST THE TREE LAW COMIC"ALT
A 1-page comic by u/reachling: Panel 1: A saddenned person with short hair looking at a tree stump, their hands are holding the sides of their head. They're saying "Oh no! The rare cherry tree grandma brought with her from the old country! It's been chooped down!!" and then in another speech bubble "And only a week after the new neighbor complained about it blocking his view too!" Panel 2: The young person turns around with a befuddled look on their face. A speech bubble from the bushes says "Tree law?" Panel 3: A bald bearded lawyer with a suit and briefcase looks from behind a picket fence and says "Tree law?" Panel 4: Another lawyer with shades pops their head from inside the bushes and says "Tree law?!" Panel 5: Another lawyer crawls from under the stump with a briefcase and says "Tree law!!" Panel 6: The four lawyers carry the young person above them. The person is looking confused. Two of the lawyers are holding pitchforks and torches. Around them are raining dollar bills. The lawyers are chanting "Tree! Law! Tree! Law!"ALT

Art by u/reachling

maple196donut:

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hellisrealsign:

Watching Across The Spider-Verse frame-by-frame would fix me.

e-102:

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golurkart:

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there should be a spider-man that’s creepy and wet

whimsigothwitch:

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Step into my bewitching abode, where spells are woven into every thread, potions simmer in cauldrons of charm, and the mystical whispers of home embrace your soul.

nicecrumbart:

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Bedtime doodle of MK

stringbeanbones:

my magnus archives experience

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