Bismuth: GREG! QUICK! WE GOTTA GO TO HOMEWORLD, I’M GONNA BRING MY BREAKING POINT!
Lapis: Don’t bother, Greg has one of his own.
Greg: What
Lapis: What?
WHY
He fucks. Greg Universe fucks. nothing you say, do, or believe says otherwise. the beast fucks. he ravishes his lovers deeply and frequently. the man goes at it. sometimes with an audio set. Greg Universe fuck. not gonna lie.
T-to survive ??
To survive.
Bismuth: GREG! QUICK! WE GOTTA GO TO HOMEWORLD, I’M GONNA BRING MY BREAKING POINT!
Lapis: Don’t bother, Greg has one of his own.
Greg: What
Lapis: What?
WHY
He fucks. Greg Universe fucks. nothing you say, do, or believe says otherwise. the beast fucks. he ravishes his lovers deeply and frequently. the man goes at it. sometimes with an audio set. Greg Universe fuck. not gonna lie.
T-to survive ??
To survive.
aewm:
my kid: mom, why do they call u throatzilla
me: well naruto
this is such a loaded post
Actually spiderverse was really cute in how loosely its used its ‘i love yous’ and especially how none of them were romantic!! I mean obvsly theres miles’ dad making him say i love you before school, but theres also peter’s quick “i love you, im so proud of you!!” during the fight (which he said so easily and delightedly!! He was so proud and happy about this kid omg), and noir saying “i love you all.” as a goodbye when he goes back through the portal like i cant think another superhero movie, or most movies in general tbh, who use the word love so carefreely. and maybe it has something to do with the fact that spiderverse is animated, but its just really refreshing and sweet, its adorable to hear every time and shows how close and family-like all the spiders got so quickly!
it’s still so wild to me that john mulaney is only 35 years old because whenever he tells stories about his childhood i can’t help but picture him in like the 1960s playing baseball and going to the malt shop and saying things like “why i oughta”